With the New Orleans Saints suddenly suffering its first defeat of the season, the Obama Administration is said to be considering intervening to help save the storied franchise’s chances of winning a Super Bowl. ...
A new generation of powerful iPhones, believed to have been developed in response to abrupt cultural demand, is reported to come equipped with the capacity to encode messages in order to better secure their ...
Recent research has apparently uncovered evidence that a precedent of the current Bowl Championship Series (BCS) had actually been instituted to prevent Cinderella from attending the Prince’s Ball. “It was known then as the ...
Dear Diary, Joe is still giving himself a hard time over those White House gatecrashers. I’ve tried to tell him he’s been way overdue for a gaffe of his own lately. Those pics with ...
The Wal-Mart corporation is set to announce plans to purchase the island of Taiwan, “from whoever can produce a legal deed first,” according to an internal memo. A copy of the memo was given ...
The Obama Administration plans to unveil an aggressive government-backed jobs program designed to put millions of the unemployed and under-employed back to work, according to a source within the White House. The source, recently hired ...
The White House is touting the House-passed healthcare reform bill as one already providing health services. “The bill runs almost 2,000 pages and weighs in excess of 70 pounds,” says one administration staffer. “Just ...
A man claiming he had retired from his high-level government job in order to spend more time with his family has returned to work, saying his family didn’t want to spend more time with ...
In the wake of the Federal Aviation Administration’s revocation of the licenses of two Northwest Airlines pilots who overshot the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport for “dereliction and disregard of their duties,” the Obama Administration is said ...
Network news executives are said to be pondering the implications of the riveting wall-to-wall coverage of what turned out to be an amateurish hoax involving a runaway balloon and a 6-year-old boy. “It was ...
Dear Diary, Joe has been saying how proud and happy he is that Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize, but I know him. Inside he’s hurting that it wasn’t him instead. He tries ...
News of a hominid analysis that pushes man’s ancestors back further than previously believed has also stirred debate over the implications of two well-preserved fossil remains that cover more than one million years of pre-human ...
Those who have read advance copies of Sarah Palin’s autobiography “Going Rogue: An American Life” have reported they’ve been surprised by the effect the experience has had on them. “I thought I’d be bored ...
Just when it appeared that President Barack Obama’s origin of birth had been settled at last, Libyan President Muammar Gadhafi relit the fuse. In a rambling, disjointed and, at times, unintelligible address to the United ...
A new book by former President George W. Bush is reportedly in the works and is designed to answer the increasing number of tell-all memoirs from staffers critical of the president’s management style and his ...
In the wake of public outcry over President Obama’s address to the nation’s schoolchildren, teachers and administrators say they are bracing for the next wave of outrage over the condition of the nation’s education system. ...
Seeking silver linings amidst mounting dark clouds, some administration officials are urging President Barack Obama to link increasing job losses in the American economy to a potential reduction in the severity of an expected swine ...
The 24-hour cable news network CNN is reporting in Breaking News that actor Ted Danson is alive and well. CNN also reports that there had been no reports of any illness, accident, or tragedy ...
A source close to the Obama administration says President Barack Obama has reversed an earlier position and will now consider an appearance as a contestant on the popular ABC series “Dancing With The Stars.” ...
Greetings again from the state that doesn’t care whether Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, Kenya or on Mars, although there are a lot of Republicans we wished had never been born in the first ...
In an attempt to continue to milk the lucrative television reality series niche market at the lowest possible cost, cable broadcasters have turned to a university project that has had some notable successes in ...
Dear Diary, I can always tell when Joe’s spent the day giving away stimulus money, because he comes through the door humming the song “I’ve Got a Golden Ticket” from the Willie Wonka movie. Today, ...
Persistence pays off. Six months into the election of President Barack Obama, the unsubstantiated, unfactual and unenlightened belief that President Obama was born in Kenya and not on the Hawaiian island of Oahu as his ...
Dear Diary: I admit I was nervous when I read in the papers that Barack was giving Joe “free rein” to speak his mind on any subject. I called Michelle. “Is it true?” She said ...
Documents received by The Bubble News suggest that soon-to-be-former Governor Sarah Palin is planning a broad-based and some say eccentric path to a 2012 presidential run. In addition to expected book and television deals, sources ...