With the New Orleans Saints suddenly suffering its first defeat of the season, the Obama Administration is said to be considering intervening to help save the storied franchise’s chances […]
A new generation of powerful iPhones, believed to have been developed in response to abrupt cultural demand, is reported to come equipped with the capacity to encode messages in […]
Recent research has apparently uncovered evidence that a precedent of the current Bowl Championship Series (BCS) had actually been instituted to prevent Cinderella from attending the Prince’s Ball. “It […]
Dear Diary, Joe is still giving himself a hard time over those White House gatecrashers. I’ve tried to tell him he’s been way overdue for a gaffe of his […]
The Wal-Mart corporation is set to announce plans to purchase the island of Taiwan, “from whoever can produce a legal deed first,” according to an internal memo. A copy […]
The Obama Administration plans to unveil an aggressive government-backed jobs program designed to put millions of the unemployed and under-employed back to work, according to a source within the White […]
The White House is touting the House-passed healthcare reform bill as one already providing health services. “The bill runs almost 2,000 pages and weighs in excess of 70 pounds,” […]
A man claiming he had retired from his high-level government job in order to spend more time with his family has returned to work, saying his family didn’t want […]
In the wake of the Federal Aviation Administration’s revocation of the licenses of two Northwest Airlines pilots who overshot the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport for “dereliction and disregard of their duties,” […]
Network news executives are said to be pondering the implications of the riveting wall-to-wall coverage of what turned out to be an amateurish hoax involving a runaway balloon and a […]
Dear Diary, Joe has been saying how proud and happy he is that Barack won the Nobel Peace Prize, but I know him. Inside he’s hurting that it […]
News of a hominid analysis that pushes man’s ancestors back further than previously believed has also stirred debate over the implications of two well-preserved fossil remains that cover more than […]
Those who have read advance copies of Sarah Palin’s autobiography “Going Rogue: An American Life” have reported they’ve been surprised by the effect the experience has had on them. […]
Just when it appeared that President Barack Obama’s origin of birth had been settled at last, Libyan President Muammar Gadhafi relit the fuse. In a rambling, disjointed and, at times, […]
A new book by former President George W. Bush is reportedly in the works and is designed to answer the increasing number of tell-all memoirs from staffers critical of the […]
In the wake of public outcry over President Obama’s address to the nation’s schoolchildren, teachers and administrators say they are bracing for the next wave of outrage over the condition […]
Seeking silver linings amidst mounting dark clouds, some administration officials are urging President Barack Obama to link increasing job losses in the American economy to a potential reduction in the […]
The 24-hour cable news network CNN is reporting in Breaking News that actor Ted Danson is alive and well. CNN also reports that there had been no reports of […]
A source close to the Obama administration says President Barack Obama has reversed an earlier position and will now consider an appearance as a contestant on the popular ABC […]
Greetings again from the state that doesn’t care whether Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, Kenya or on Mars, although there are a lot of Republicans we wished had never […]
In an attempt to continue to milk the lucrative television reality series niche market at the lowest possible cost, cable broadcasters have turned to a university project that has […]
Dear Diary, I can always tell when Joe’s spent the day giving away stimulus money, because he comes through the door humming the song “I’ve Got a Golden Ticket” from […]
Persistence pays off. Six months into the election of President Barack Obama, the unsubstantiated, unfactual and unenlightened belief that President Obama was born in Kenya and not on the Hawaiian […]
Dear Diary: I admit I was nervous when I read in the papers that Barack was giving Joe “free rein” to speak his mind on any subject. I called Michelle. […]
Documents received by The Bubble News suggest that soon-to-be-former Governor Sarah Palin is planning a broad-based and some say eccentric path to a 2012 presidential run. In addition to expected […]
As Republicans continue to look for ways to become more of a Big Tent party, leaders are scrambling to keep their potential national candidates from falling out of the tent […]
Former President George W. Bush, in remarks being prepared for the Fox News Channel’s annual “Too Good To Check” news standards workshop, confirms that former Vice President Dick Cheney consulted […]
In a memo former Vice President Dick Cheney said “was definitely not one of the ones he wanted released to the public,” Cheney has been secretly advising members of the […]
Researchers at a major biological laboratory have announced an important new medication they believe will revolutionize the pharmaceutical industry. At an almost breathless announcement at a hastily called press conference, […]
The White House plans to announce the results of its first ever auto design, according to a source close to the Obama Administration. The source, who spoke only on condition […]
As the debate continues over whether the fossil known as ‘Ida’ is a possible “missing link” between man and the lower primates, evidence appears to be mounting that her death […]
CIA memos said to be dating back to when Vice President Joe Biden was a senator discuss the possibility of using him to coerce suspected terrorist detainees into providing information […]
In the aftermath of President Barack Obama’s impressive “stand-up” routine at the recent Correspondents’ Dinner, the White House is reportedly fielding “numerous feelers from the Hollywood set,” concerning the President’s […]
Dear Diary: Joe came home last night looking so glum. He really thought he could achieve his version of President Obama’s 100 days by going 100 days of his own […]
April 29, Hasta la Vista, Spain — Parchments discovered in the dungeon of a 15th-century Spanish fort being excavated for a Wal-Mart suggest the Grand Inquisitor Torquemada may have sought […]